Vampires Suck

I watched this movie last Friday with friends at another friend's room. We had our own 'cinema'.

This movie is freaking hilarious and it is the latest in a long line of cheaply produced, minimum effort parody movies.Vampire Suck is a comedy making fun of vampire movies. The production of this movie simply steal the plot of Twilight and condense it. They turn some of it into vampire-based jokes, go for the occasional Gossip Girl aside, but mostly they just rehash the plot of Twilight in a shortened, and utterly inferior form.

The movie attempts to make some silly jokes like the Sullens (Cullens, get it?) goes crazy when Becca (Bella,another silly joke.pffttt) cuts herself and starts bleeding. The joke is that he’s so hungry, he envisions her head as a Big Mac. Except that’s unfunny and generally illogical since he’s a vampire, and so a Big Mac wouldn’t be very appealing to him. Vampires don’t eat Big Macs, they don’t like them. That’s what makes them vampires.


Then,Jacob turns into a Chihuahua. The wolf pack is gay and dances to "It's Raining Men". Sometimes the jokes work and sometimes it does not. Its finally turn out to be some piece of failure for the movie.I give 3 out of 5 stars for this movie.